austin-n-beale:

tothedangerzone:

Apparently “Google” is the most searched term in Bing.

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thats sad

falconrune:

thisis-my-note:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

Both books’ forwards written by James Rhodes

ohmyloki:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

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I hate my friends

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

calliotp:

calliotp:

do you think shakira has shakirity guards 

fuck you all im hilarious